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Bucs interested in Brady Quinn ?

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A piece from the Tampa Tribune this weeks asks if the Bucs could be interested in either Brady Quinn or Derek Anderson from the Browns. Certainly the Bucs don’t look to have a QB for the future, but this one is quite far fetched. OK Anderson could only be a few poor games from being thrown to the Dawg Pound but I think Anderson has done enough to get a good crack at keeping the starting role into next season.

The Browns currently appear to be in a very strong position in having both Anderson and Quinn, but when their 3rd string QB is Ken Dorsey you can’t immediately think the Browns would want to trade. It only takes an injury to sideline DA and the Browns would much rather start Quinn than Dorsey.

The Bucs need to address their future QB needs as once Garcia hangs up the cleats and none of the other Bucs QB’s fill me with joy. Theres certainly options in this years draft but i’m not sure there will be any value in QB’s in the part of the draft the Bucs will hope to find themselves in.

To me this article just seems like some bye week column filler.

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November 17, 2007 at 11:49 am

Sexy Rexy back for the Bears

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This blog on Rex Grossman has always made me laugh and now Sexy Rexy is back for the Bears 🙂

“Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay.

This is fucking football.You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer.Harder.

You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.”

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November 16, 2007 at 9:06 am

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Bucs Bye Week Review

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After a fast start the Bucs have stumbled to the half way point of the season with a record of 5-4. The Bucs could easily be 7-2 but lost winnable games against the Lions and Jaguars. The season has progressed under a cloud of injuries to key starters but there has been a number of bright spots through the first half of the season. Jeff Garcia has been a revelation at QB and has provided key leadership under centre. Should i be happy with 5-4 or feel that the team have let slip 2 winnable games ?

Garcia has led the Bucs to 5-4 at the bye week

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November 11, 2007 at 7:51 pm